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What do you think you are you doing??
[It's just after four in the morning, and his beauty sleep has been cruelly interrupted by odd clinking and clanking noises down the hall that sound suspiciously like the ones Ed was responsible for earlier in the day.]
[It's just after four in the morning, and his beauty sleep has been cruelly interrupted by odd clinking and clanking noises down the hall that sound suspiciously like the ones Ed was responsible for earlier in the day.]
Fuck the certificate!
[There's some consolation in knowing that as long as he's texting, Ed's not drilling. On second thought, no - no consolation at all. It's terrible and he's furious and he wants Ed to know all about it.]
Put down the drill and all your other little toys and go back to bed like a normal human being, or I will have you tied down until morning.
And I am not joking!
[There's some consolation in knowing that as long as he's texting, Ed's not drilling. On second thought, no - no consolation at all. It's terrible and he's furious and he wants Ed to know all about it.]
Put down the drill and all your other little toys and go back to bed like a normal human being, or I will have you tied down until morning.
And I am not joking!
Edited 2024-01-11 05:16 (UTC)
First of all, they are not toys. They are tools.
Secondly, I don't think either of us can rightfully say what a normal human being does or doesn't do.
[Since they are both big weirdos.]
And third...
I'd like to see you try.
Secondly, I don't think either of us can rightfully say what a normal human being does or doesn't do.
[Since they are both big weirdos.]
And third...
I'd like to see you try.
Edited (thought of a better reply.) 2024-01-11 21:57 (UTC)
Excuse me?
[Oswald interprets that the only way he can, in this mood - as a roundabout way of reminding him he's a freak to Gotham at large - and he tenses, raring for a fight.]
I don't have to.
Ivan can be here in five minutes.
[Who is Ivan? His latest recruit with the brute strength of an ox, enough brains to carry out instructions to a tee, and no interest in small talk. The best kind of goon.]
So I would suggest that you consider your next move very carefully.
[Oswald interprets that the only way he can, in this mood - as a roundabout way of reminding him he's a freak to Gotham at large - and he tenses, raring for a fight.]
I don't have to.
Ivan can be here in five minutes.
[Who is Ivan? His latest recruit with the brute strength of an ox, enough brains to carry out instructions to a tee, and no interest in small talk. The best kind of goon.]
So I would suggest that you consider your next move very carefully.
Edited 2024-01-12 19:55 (UTC)
[Bastard.
Not that he couldn't warn Ivan, but this is becoming ridiculous. There's only so much disrespect he can tolerate before he goes from snapping his teeth to biting.]
Last warning!
Go. To. Bed.
Or I will be forced to resort to more drastic measures.
Not that he couldn't warn Ivan, but this is becoming ridiculous. There's only so much disrespect he can tolerate before he goes from snapping his teeth to biting.]
Last warning!
Go. To. Bed.
Or I will be forced to resort to more drastic measures.
Nope.
[The only way to deal with a mullish manchild is to be one right back, obviously, with a shameless lie on top of it. And if that chafes Ed's ass just a little, then mission accomplished.]
I have better things to do right now than to obsess over your latest DIY science project or whatever it is, the details of which I am certain will be revealed to me in excruciating detail whether they are wanted or not.
[The only way to deal with a mullish manchild is to be one right back, obviously, with a shameless lie on top of it. And if that chafes Ed's ass just a little, then mission accomplished.]
I have better things to do right now than to obsess over your latest DIY science project or whatever it is, the details of which I am certain will be revealed to me in excruciating detail whether they are wanted or not.
Edited 2024-01-18 22:44 (UTC)
[Ed's a ruthless opportunist, sometimes. Of course, so is Oswald.
The better half of a minute passes before Oswald texts:]
Ed, I want to make it perfectly clear that I am not going over there and I am most definitely not tucking you in.
[Can't weasel your way out of facing consequences, buddy.]
The better half of a minute passes before Oswald texts:]
Ed, I want to make it perfectly clear that I am not going over there and I am most definitely not tucking you in.
[Can't weasel your way out of facing consequences, buddy.]
Edited 2024-01-20 17:41 (UTC)
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