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[whatam_i]

What demands an answer, but asks no question?
....
A telephone.
And I'm not here to answer mine so please leave a message at the sound of the beep.

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[whatam_i]

No.
He's not a rogue, he's a detective with the GCPD.

Oh
Uh.
I don't know how to do that then.

[hawk_shot]

Oh!
And he used to be a friend from work?

Yeah, figured.
It would be kinda weird to see you in something tight, all sweaty and dancing to Lady Gaga.
Hot, but weird.

[whatam_i]

Yes.
Although now I wonder if he was ever really my friend or if he was just pitying me.

Urm no thank you.
That would make me very uncomfortable.

[hawk_shot]

Why would he pity you?

I thought you liked the grinding and getting sweaty part.
At least in private.

[whatam_i]

Because I was a lonely little weirdo and he was the handsome ace detective.

Well yes, of course.
But that's in private.

[hawk_shot]

Bullshit. You were clearly the cute nerdy guy.

Will you dance again with me in private?
I can try not to step on your toes like last time.

[whatam_i]

That's not what most people think of me.

Sure!
And you didn't step on them that badly.

[hawk_shot]

They should get their eyes checked.
Seriously, I'm worried about these people.

I sucked, Ed.
I was nervous.

[whatam_i]

You're sweet.

You were nervous?
Why?

[hawk_shot]

I mean it.
The Ed I know is an amazing guy.

Because of the way you look at me sometimes.
Most of the time.

[whatam_i]

Not as amazing as you are.

You mean when I gawk?

[hawk_shot]

No, I mean like what you just said.

Like I'm amazing.
I can't prove you wrong by sucking at dancing!

[whatam_i]

Oh!
But your amazingness doesn't have anything to do with your dance skills.

[hawk_shot]

Yeah, I think we've very clearly established that.

[whatam_i]

I think it's cute you can't dance.

[hawk_shot]

You find my failing cute?

You would have loved seeing me fight that Widow then.

[whatam_i]

No, it's not the failing that's cute. It's you.

I'm sure you did better than you think you did.

[hawk_shot]

But what makes me failing at dancing so cute then? That you're biased?

I need to do better tomorrow, that's for sure.

[whatam_i]

It's not failing. You can't really fail if you don't know the steps.

You will.
And if all else fails, go for the eyes, throat or groin.

[hawk_shot]

Ed, we were just swaying around. It wasn't supposed to be so hard.

The worst best advice ever.
But thank you. I hope it doesn't take that, but I'll keep it in mind.

I'm sorry I don't have a place to invite you over anymore. That New York visit will have to wait.

[whatam_i]

You're too hard on yourself.

I'm sorry, I'm not very good at physical fights.

It's okay, that isn't your fault.
Are you staying with friends?

[hawk_shot]

Maybe. But that's what always encouraged me to be the very best at what I do.
I'll learn to dance.

Don't be sorry, you make up for it with your brains.
I'd just like not to... Kill people if I can help it.

I have for the last few days. But I have no idea what I'm gonna do.
There's no way I'm going back to my childhood home. No matter what happens between my mom and I.

[whatam_i]

It's more fun if I teach you.
:)

Poking an eye out won't kill someone.

Could you stay at a hotel?

[hawk_shot]

You've got a point, smartest man in Gotham.
Will you dance one of my songs too?

Can't promise my arrow won't go through.

Yeah, that's probably what I'll do.
I'm gonna have to find one that's pet friendly.

[whatam_i]

:D
Uh that depends on what type of song it is.

I thought we were discussing hand to hand combat.

I'm sure there are a few of those in New York.